Uncle Sam Has an Alien

Scum Piglets

Scum Piglets:
Underlord - Vocals
Bally - Lead Guitar, Vocals
Scum Puppy - Rhythm Guitar, Vocals
Dingus Maximus - Rhythm Guitar, Vocals
Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Vocals
Sandra Hook - Turntables, Vocals
Slender Man - Percussion, Vocals
Kade Infernox - Drums

Hoobie Records HR20260316 Digital EP
Released: 2026-03-16
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy

Hoobie Records
https://hoobierecords.github.io

Hoobie Records @ Artcore
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All songs are adaptations of the song "Uncle Sam Has an Alien",
Originally written and performed by Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast.

Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast:
Overlord - Vocals, Guitars, Seymour Butts Operator
Scum Puppy - Drums, Percussion, Cigarette-On-A-String Threader & Pulley System
Sir Fletcher-Munson Curve - Coconut Shells, Broom, Harmonica, Air Guitar, Hat Flips

© 2026 Brian Artwick

Scum Piglets:
Underlord - Vocals
Bally - Lead Guitar, Vocals
Scum Puppy - Rhythm Guitar, Vocals
Dingus Maximus - Rhythm Guitar, Vocals
Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Vocals
Sandra Hook - Turntables, Vocals
Slender Man - Percussion, Vocals
Kade Infernox - Drums
Hoobie Records HR20260316 Digital EP
Released: 2026-03-16
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records
<a href="https://hoobierecords.github.io">https://hoobierecords.github.io</a>
Hoobie Records @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records">https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records</a>
Hoobie Records @ Youtube
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords">https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords</a>
Scum Piglets @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/scum-piglets">https://www.artcore.com/scum-piglets</a>
All songs are adaptations of the song "Uncle Sam Has an Alien",
Originally written and performed by Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast.
Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast:
Overlord - Vocals, Guitars, Seymour Butts Operator
Scum Puppy - Drums, Percussion, Cigarette-On-A-String Threader &amp; Pulley System
Sir Fletcher-Munson Curve - Coconut Shells, Broom, Harmonica, Air Guitar, Hat Flips
© 2026 Brian Artwick

Hoobie Records

I want To See the Alien

I Want To Talk To Him

I Want To Take Him To a Baseball Game and Let Him Workout At the Gym

I Want To Take Him To a Baseball Game and Let Him Workout At the Gym by Scum Piglets

Mel's Hole

Scum Puppy

Scum Puppy - Lead Vocals, Drums
Hokey Pete - Guitars, Backing Vocals
Sandra Hook - Bass Guitar, Turntables

Hoobie Records HR20260310 Digital EP
Released: 2026-03-10
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy

Hoobie Records
https://hoobierecords.github.io

Hoobie Records @ Artcore
https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records

Hoobie Records @ Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords

Scum Puppy @ Artcore
https://www.artcore.com/scum-puppy

© 2026 Brian Artwick

Scum Puppy - Lead Vocals, Drums
Hokey Pete - Guitars, Backing Vocals
Sandra Hook - Bass Guitar, Turntables
Hoobie Records HR20260310 Digital EP
Released: 2026-03-10
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records
<a href="https://hoobierecords.github.io">https://hoobierecords.github.io</a>
Hoobie Records @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records">https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records</a>
Hoobie Records @ Youtube
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords">https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords</a>
Scum Puppy @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/scum-puppy">https://www.artcore.com/scum-puppy</a>
© 2026 Brian Artwick

Mel's Dirty Hole

Mel's Clean Hole

Mel's Filthy Hole

Dallas Police

Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast

Dallas Police
Television program, pilot episode produced by Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast.
Originally released in 1991 on VHS
by Dead Dog Records.

Cast:
Overlord - Officer Bowser
Scum Puppy - The Closet Man, (Voice of) Mrs. Lopez 

Hoobie Records HR20260303 Digital Single
Released: 2026-03-03
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy

Hoobie Records
https://hoobierecords.github.io

Hoobie Records @ Artcore
https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records

Hoobie Records @ Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords

Description:
Dallas Police is the audio adaptation of the original 1991 pilot for the television program Dallas Police, produced by Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast and originally released through Dead Dog Records on VHS. Presented as “S01E01: Mrs. Lopez & the Closet Man,” the 2:55-minute episode captures the raw, chaotic spirit of underground DIY filmmaking and distills it into a tightly wound blast of lo-fi performance art. Originally conceived as a visual project, the album version transforms the pilot into a purely sonic experience—grainy, absurd, and deliberately unpolished—leaning into distorted textures, abrasive humor, and theatrical character interplay.

The cast features Overlord as Officer Bowser and Scum Puppy as the enigmatic Closet Man and the voice of Mrs. Lopez, with the duo sharing production duties across nearly every aspect of the project, from directing and editing to stunts and special effects. This all-hands-on-deck approach reinforces the album’s homemade ethos, where rough edges become part of its charm. As an audio artifact, Dallas Police plays like a bootleg transmission from a deranged public-access crime drama—equal parts parody and noise experiment—driven by the unfiltered creative energy that defines Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast’s confrontational, underground aesthetic.

Dallas Police
Television program, pilot episode produced by Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast.
Originally released in 1991 on VHS
by Dead Dog Records.
Cast:
Overlord - Officer Bowser
Scum Puppy - The Closet Man, (Voice of) Mrs. Lopez 
Hoobie Records HR20260303 Digital Single
Released: 2026-03-03
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records
<a href="https://hoobierecords.github.io">https://hoobierecords.github.io</a>
Hoobie Records @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records">https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records</a>
Hoobie Records @ Youtube
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords">https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords</a>
Description:
Dallas Police is the audio adaptation of the original 1991 pilot for the television program Dallas Police, produced by Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast and originally released through Dead Dog Records on VHS. Presented as “S01E01: Mrs. Lopez &amp; the Closet Man,” the 2:55-minute episode captures the raw, chaotic spirit of underground DIY filmmaking and distills it into a tightly wound blast of lo-fi performance art. Originally conceived as a visual project, the album version transforms the pilot into a purely sonic experience—grainy, absurd, and deliberately unpolished—leaning into distorted textures, abrasive humor, and theatrical character interplay.
The cast features Overlord as Officer Bowser and Scum Puppy as the enigmatic Closet Man and the voice of Mrs. Lopez, with the duo sharing production duties across nearly every aspect of the project, from directing and editing to stunts and special effects. This all-hands-on-deck approach reinforces the album’s homemade ethos, where rough edges become part of its charm. As an audio artifact, Dallas Police plays like a bootleg transmission from a deranged public-access crime drama—equal parts parody and noise experiment—driven by the unfiltered creative energy that defines Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast’s confrontational, underground aesthetic.

Dallas Police by Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast

S01E01 Mrs. Lopez & the Closet Man

S01E01 Mrs. Lopez & the Closet Man by Hideous Piglet Wild-a-Beast

Circus Music

The Semi-Flying, Headless, Screaming, Thrashing Chickens

01.	Circus Music [04:14]
		Featuring:
		Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
		Brass Blowhard - Trumpet
		Slender Man - Saxophone, Piano
02.	Doo, Doo, Daa, Daa (Circus Music) [04:48]
		Featuring:
		Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
		Brass Blowhard - Trumpet
		Slender Man - Saxophone, Piano
03.	Oh, How I Love Circus Music [04:47]
		Featuring:
		Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
		Brass Blowhard - Trumpet
		Slender Man - Saxophone, Piano
04.	I Can't Hit That high! (Circus Music) 04:48]
		Featuring:
		Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
		Brass Blowhard - Trumpet
		Slender Man - Saxophone, Piano

The Semi-Flying, Headless, Screaming, Thrashing Chickens:
Bally (The Lead Laugher) - Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar
Scum Puppy - Drums, Percussion, Sampler, Synthesizers, Modular Salad Spinner, Backing Vocals

Hoobie Records HR20260206 Digital EP
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy

Hoobie Records @ Artcore
https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records

<ol>
<li> Circus Music [04:14]
 Featuring:
 Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
 Brass Blowhard - Trumpet
 Slender Man - Saxophone, Piano</li>
<li> Doo, Doo, Daa, Daa (Circus Music) [04:48]
 Featuring:
 Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
 Brass Blowhard - Trumpet
 Slender Man - Saxophone, Piano</li>
<li> Oh, How I Love Circus Music [04:47]
 Featuring:
 Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
 Brass Blowhard - Trumpet
 Slender Man - Saxophone, Piano</li>
<li> I Can't Hit That high! (Circus Music) 04:48]
 Featuring:
 Hokey Pete - Bass Guitar, Backing Vocals
 Brass Blowhard - Trumpet
 Slender Man - Saxophone, Piano</li>
</ol>
The Semi-Flying, Headless, Screaming, Thrashing Chickens:
Bally (The Lead Laugher) - Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Lead Guitar
Scum Puppy - Drums, Percussion, Sampler, Synthesizers, Modular Salad Spinner, Backing Vocals
Hoobie Records HR20260206 Digital EP
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records">https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records</a>

Circus Music by The Semi-Flying, Headless, Screaming, Thrashing Chickens

Doo, Doo, Daa, Daa (Circus Music)

Doo, Doo, Daa, Daa (Circus Music) by The Semi-Flying, Headless, Screaming, Thrashing Chickens

Oh, How I Love Circus Music

Oh, How I Love Circus Music by The Semi-Flying, Headless, Screaming, Thrashing Chickens

I Can't Hit That high! (Circus Music)

I Can't Hit That high! (Circus Music) by The Semi-Flying, Headless, Screaming, Thrashing Chickens

Synthetic Waves

DJjackiemusic

Synthetic Waves is an innovative album that immerses listeners in a futuristic soundscape, blending elements of synthwave, ambient, and electronic music. Each track is a carefully crafted sonic wave, echoing with pulsating rhythms, lush synths, and atmospheric layers that transport the audience to an otherworldly realm. The album captures a sense of nostalgia while pushing forward into new sonic territories, creating a captivating balance of the retro and the avant-garde. Synthetic Waves is more than just music—it's an experience, inviting listeners to dive deep into a world of synthesized beats and ethereal melodies, making it perfect for fans of immersive, electronic sound journeys.

Synthetic Waves is an innovative album that immerses listeners in a futuristic soundscape, blending elements of synthwave, ambient, and electronic music. Each track is a carefully crafted sonic wave, echoing with pulsating rhythms, lush synths, and atmospheric layers that transport the audience to an otherworldly realm. The album captures a sense of nostalgia while pushing forward into new sonic territories, creating a captivating balance of the retro and the avant-garde. Synthetic Waves is more than just music—it's an experience, inviting listeners to dive deep into a world of synthesized beats and ethereal melodies, making it perfect for fans of immersive, electronic sound journeys.

Tyrannosaurus Rex (Original Mix)

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Velociraptor (Original Mix)

Velociraptor

Spinosaurus (Original Mix)

Spinosaurus

Allosaurus (Original Mix)

Allosaurus

Giganotosaurus (Original Mix)

Giganotosaurus

Carnotaurus (Original Mix)

Carnotaurus

Baryonyx (Original Mix)

Baryonyx

Albertosaurus (Original Mix)

Albertosaurus

Megalosaurus (Original Mix)

Megalosaurus

Ceratosaurus (Original Mix)

Ceratosaurus

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