The Grandville Gooch: An Investigation Into the Origin of West Michigan's Most Elusive Woodland Mystery

Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan

Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan - The Grandville Gooch: An Investigation Into the Origin of West Michigan's Most Elusive Woodland Mystery

01.	The Grandville Gooch  [09.03]

Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan:
Scum Puppy - Lead Investigator
Bally - Lead Investigator

Hoobie Records HR20260706 Digital Audio Book
Released: 2026-07-06
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy
Narration: El Reno Chicken Man
Music: Scum Puppy

Hoobie Records @ Artcore
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Hoobie Records @ Youtube
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Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan @ Artcore
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© 2026 Brian David Artwick

Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan - The Grandville Gooch: An Investigation Into the Origin of West Michigan's Most Elusive Woodland Mystery
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Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan:
Scum Puppy - Lead Investigator
Bally - Lead Investigator
Hoobie Records HR20260706 Digital Audio Book
Released: 2026-07-06
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy
Narration: El Reno Chicken Man
Music: Scum Puppy
Hoobie Records @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records">https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-records</a>
Hoobie Records @ Youtube
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords">https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords</a>
Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/leaping-lizard-investigations-of-west-michigan">https://www.artcore.com/leaping-lizard-investigations-of-west-michigan</a>
© 2026 Brian David Artwick

Hoobie Records

The Grandville Gooch: An Investigation Into the Origin of West Michigan's Most Elusive Woodland Mystery by Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan

The Grandville Gooch

The Grandville Gooch by Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan

Ass Tech Death Whistle (Themes For Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan)

Scum Puppy

Scum Puppy - Ass Tech Death Whistle (Themes For Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan)

Track List
01.	Demon Defecation (Leaping Lizard Blobsquatch Mind Control Device) [03:20]
		Featuring:
		Hokey Pete - Guitars, Backing Vocals
		Sandra Hook - Bass Guitar, Turntables
02.	Bobo's Corpse (Leaping Lizard Hot Dog Fingers) [01:39]
		Featuring:
		Tahoe Tessie - Lead Vocals
03.	Stuff Grandma Faster (Leaping Lizard Quinquagesima) [03:19]
		Featuring:
		Ursula Upchuck - Vocals
04.	Zia Natural Ass (Leaping Lizard Crap Circles) [03:28]
		Featuring:
		Ursula Upchuck - Vocals
05.	Head Potential (Leaping Lizard Petrified Lightening) [04:07]
		Featuring:
		Nine Inch Nose Hair - Synthesizers
06.	Scratch My Meat (Leaping Lizard Trans Racial Beef Monopoly) [03:21]
		Featuring:
		Hokey Pete - Guitars, Backing Vocals
		Sandra Hook - Bass Guitar, Turntables
07.	Ghost Porn (Leaping Lizard Haberdasher) [01:48]
		Featuring:
		Tahoe Tessie - Lead Vocals
08.	More Interesting Than Diarrhea (Leaping Lizard Jock Sniffer) [03:28]
		Featuring:
		Ursula Upchuck - Vocals
09.	La Llorona (Leaping Lizard Friends Of Leatherman) [04:08]
		Featuring:
		Nine Inch Nose Hair - Synthesizers
10.	Mass Sociogenic Illness (Leaping Lizard Horse Hockey) [03:13]
		Featuring:
		Nine Inch Nose Hair - Synthesizers

Album Credits
Hoobie Records HR20260705 Digital Album
Released: 2026-07-05
Music/Lyrics © 2026 Brian David Artwick
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy
Scum Puppy - Lead Vocals, Drums, Theremin,  Piano, Keyboard, Synthesizers, Electronics

Links
Hoobie Records @ Artcore
https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-record

Scum Puppy @ Artcore
https://www.artcore.com/scum-puppy

Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan @ Artcore
https://www.artcore.com/leaping-lizard-investigations-of-west-michigan

Hoobie Records @ Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords


Hoobie Records @ Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/hoobierecords/

Scum Puppy - Ass Tech Death Whistle (Themes For Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan)
Track List
01.	Demon Defecation (Leaping Lizard Blobsquatch Mind Control Device) [03:20]
 Featuring:
 Hokey Pete - Guitars, Backing Vocals
 Sandra Hook - Bass Guitar, Turntables
02.	Bobo's Corpse (Leaping Lizard Hot Dog Fingers) [01:39]
 Featuring:
 Tahoe Tessie - Lead Vocals
03.	Stuff Grandma Faster (Leaping Lizard Quinquagesima) [03:19]
 Featuring:
 Ursula Upchuck - Vocals
04.	Zia Natural Ass (Leaping Lizard Crap Circles) [03:28]
 Featuring:
 Ursula Upchuck - Vocals
05.	Head Potential (Leaping Lizard Petrified Lightening) [04:07]
 Featuring:
 Nine Inch Nose Hair - Synthesizers
06.	Scratch My Meat (Leaping Lizard Trans Racial Beef Monopoly) [03:21]
 Featuring:
 Hokey Pete - Guitars, Backing Vocals
 Sandra Hook - Bass Guitar, Turntables
07.	Ghost Porn (Leaping Lizard Haberdasher) [01:48]
 Featuring:
 Tahoe Tessie - Lead Vocals
08.	More Interesting Than Diarrhea (Leaping Lizard Jock Sniffer) [03:28]
 Featuring:
 Ursula Upchuck - Vocals
09.	La Llorona (Leaping Lizard Friends Of Leatherman) [04:08]
 Featuring:
 Nine Inch Nose Hair - Synthesizers
10.	Mass Sociogenic Illness (Leaping Lizard Horse Hockey) [03:13]
 Featuring:
 Nine Inch Nose Hair - Synthesizers
Album Credits
Hoobie Records HR20260705 Digital Album
Released: 2026-07-05
Music/Lyrics © 2026 Brian David Artwick
Produced and Mastered by Scum Puppy
Graphic Design and Artwork by Scum Puppy
Scum Puppy - Lead Vocals, Drums, Theremin, Piano, Keyboard, Synthesizers, Electronics
Links
Hoobie Records @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-record">https://www.artcore.com/hoobie-record</a>
Scum Puppy @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/scum-puppy">https://www.artcore.com/scum-puppy</a>
Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan @ Artcore
<a href="https://www.artcore.com/leaping-lizard-investigations-of-west-michigan">https://www.artcore.com/leaping-lizard-investigations-of-west-michigan</a>
Hoobie Records @ Youtube
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords">https://www.youtube.com/@HoobieRecords</a>
Hoobie Records @ Instagram
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/hoobierecords/">https://www.instagram.com/hoobierecords/</a>

Ass Tech Death Whistle (Themes For Leaping Lizard Investigations of West Michigan) by Scum Puppy

Demon Defecation (Leaping Lizard Blobsquatch Mind Control Device) 

Demon Defecation (Leaping Lizard Blobsquatch Mind Control Device)  by Scum Puppy

Bobo's Corpse (Leaping Lizard Hot Dog Fingers)

Bobo's Corpse (Leaping Lizard Hot Dog Fingers) by Scum Puppy

Stuff Grandma Faster (Leaping Lizard Quinquagesima)

Stuff Grandma Faster (Leaping Lizard Quinquagesima) by Scum Puppy

Zia Natural Ass (Leaping Lizard Crap Circles)

Zia Natural Ass (Leaping Lizard Crap Circles) by Scum Puppy

Head Potential (Leaping Lizard Petrified Lightening)

Head Potential (Leaping Lizard Petrified Lightening) by Scum Puppy

Scratch My Meat (Leaping Lizard Trans Racial Beef Monopoly)

Scratch My Meat (Leaping Lizard Trans Racial Beef Monopoly) by Scum Puppy

Ghost Porn (Leaping Lizard Haberdasher)

Ghost Porn (Leaping Lizard Haberdasher) by Scum Puppy

More Interesting Than Diarrhea (Leaping Lizard Jock Sniffer)

More Interesting Than Diarrhea (Leaping Lizard Jock Sniffer) by Scum Puppy

La Llorona (Leaping Lizard Friends Of Leatherman)

La Llorona (Leaping Lizard Friends Of Leatherman) by Scum Puppy

Mass Sociogenic Illness (Leaping Lizard Horse Hockey)

Mass Sociogenic Illness (Leaping Lizard Horse Hockey) by Scum Puppy

Classical,  Baroque and Medieval  Songs - Vol. 1 - 30 tracks - Royalty-free - Commercial Use

Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Medieval Songs – Vol. 1 is a collection of 30 royalty-free tracks inspired by the sound world of the Middle Ages, crafted for creators, filmmakers, and storytellers. Featuring lutes, harps, hurdy-gurdy, flutes, and choral textures, these pieces evoke courtly dances, monastic chants, and wandering troubadours. 

The music moves between joyful tavern rhythms and solemn sacred atmospheres, offering a versatile palette for fantasy, historical projects, games, and cinematic scenes. 

Designed for commercial use, this volume blends authentic medieval character with modern production clarity, making it ideal for backgrounds, soundtracks, and immersive world-building.

Medieval Songs – Vol. 1 is a collection of 30 royalty-free tracks inspired by the sound world of the Middle Ages, crafted for creators, filmmakers, and storytellers. Featuring lutes, harps, hurdy-gurdy, flutes, and choral textures, these pieces evoke courtly dances, monastic chants, and wandering troubadours. 
The music moves between joyful tavern rhythms and solemn sacred atmospheres, offering a versatile palette for fantasy, historical projects, games, and cinematic scenes. 
Designed for commercial use, this volume blends authentic medieval character with modern production clarity, making it ideal for backgrounds, soundtracks, and immersive world-building.

Classical,  Baroque and Medieval  Songs - Vol. 1 - 30 tracks - Royalty-free - Commercial Use by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The All-Rounder Medieval Instrumental

The All-Rounder Medieval Instrumental by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Allemande J.H. Schein  Medieval Dance for Court & Field

Allemande J.H. Schein  Medieval Dance for Court & Field by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Medieval Tavern Dance  Lively Instrumental Folk

Medieval Tavern Dance  Lively Instrumental Folk by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Alehouse Jig  Lively Medieval Dance

The Alehouse Jig  Lively Medieval Dance by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Mad Lover A Baroque Descent into Madness

The Mad Lover A Baroque Descent into Madness by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Ciacona in G Minor ⟡ Solo Baroque Lute • Sylvius Leopold Weiss (London Manuscript)

Ciacona in G Minor ⟡ Solo Baroque Lute • Sylvius Leopold Weiss(London Manuscript) by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Ciacona in G Minor ⟡ Solo Baroque Lute • Sylvius Leopold Weiss

Saltarello  Medieval Italian Dance • Authentic Instrumental • Renaissance Fair

Saltarello  Medieval Italian Dance • Authentic Instrumental • Renaissance Fair by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Bach – Vergiss mein nicht, BWV 505  Sacred Aria • Baroque Meditation • Forgiveness

Bach – Vergiss mein nicht, BWV 505  Sacred Aria • Baroque Meditation • Forgiveness by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Dance of the Brazen Minstrels  Medieval Shawms & Drums • Spirited Harmony • Instrumental

Dance of the Brazen Minstrels  Medieval Shawms & Drums • Spirited Harmony • Instrumental by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Courtly Echoes — Medieval Dulcimer Resonance

Courtly Echoes — Medieval Dulcimer Resonance by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Reflections of Versailles — 18th Century French Instrumental

Reflections of Versailles — 18th Century French Instrumental by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Gilded Tankard Jig — Medieval Tavern Dance

The Gilded Tankard Jig — Medieval Tavern Dance by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Lantern Jig of Old — Medieval Lutes, Pipes & Drums

The Lantern Jig of Old — Medieval Lutes, Pipes & Drums by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Recorder’s Frolic in the Mead Hall — Joyful Medieval Gathering

Recorder’s Frolic in the Mead Hall — Joyful Medieval Gathering by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Tabor’s Call to Revelry — Medieval Lutes & Pipes Dance

The Tabor’s Call to Revelry — Medieval Lutes & Pipes Dance by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Guir Hael: A Brythonic Hymn from Early Medieval Kernow

Guir Hael: A Brythonic Hymn from Early Medieval Kernow by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Nert Iud: A Triad of Power from the Breton Kingdom

Nert Iud: A Triad of Power from the Breton Kingdom by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Solemn & Ceremonial – Medieval Gregorian Chant (Instrumental)

Solemn & Ceremonial – Medieval Gregorian Chant (Instrumental) by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Ciacona in G minor (Baroque Era)

Ciacona in G minor (Baroque Era) by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Shawms and Strums

Shawms and Strums by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Chalumeau Laughter Beneath Oak Beams — A Tavern Dance Unfolds

Chalumeau Laughter Beneath Oak Beams — A Tavern Dance Unfolds by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Jester’s Roundelay — Modal Strings and Buzzy Reed Choruses

The Jester’s Roundelay — Modal Strings and Buzzy Reed Choruses by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Under Lantern Glow — A Boisterous Dance of Shawms and Strings

Under Lantern Glow — A Boisterous Dance of Shawms and Strings by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Crimson Flagon Carole — Shawms Ring Through the Tavern Air

The Crimson Flagon Carole — Shawms Ring Through the Tavern Air by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Raucous Rauschpfeife Round — A Spirited Dance of Reed and Drum

Raucous Rauschpfeife Round — A Spirited Dance of Reed and Drum by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Lute’s Merry Pulse — Fiddles Weave Through Festive Steps

The Lute’s Merry Pulse — Fiddles Weave Through Festive Steps by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Barrels and Banners — A Lively Medieval Dance in Full Voice

Barrels and Banners — A Lively Medieval Dance in Full Voice by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Minstrel’s Ember Dance — Polyphonic Joy by Firelight

The Minstrel’s Ember Dance — Polyphonic Joy by Firelight by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

Shadows and Song in the Ale Hall — Reeds, Strings, and Tabor

Shadows and Song in the Ale Hall — Reeds, Strings, and Tabor by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

The Golden Mug Branle — Bright Shawms and Rustic Harmonies

The Golden Mug Branle — Bright Shawms and Rustic Harmonies by Tera Mangala Meditation Music

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